No Baby P Yet

So I'm sort of having contractions but nothing regular. It feels like Baby P is pushing as hard as possible on my belly button and then zapping me with an electric shock. Doesn't take my breath away, doesn't hurt on my back or feel like the typical description of a contraction. My mucus plug has passed but the rest is just hanging out. I kind of wish the OB hadn't said anything about me going into full blown labor this week or weekend...I'm not good at waiting.